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In St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Seven wifes with seven hats, seven hats with seven flats, seven flats with seven knives, seven knives with seven lies. Lies, knives, flats, hats, wives, Ives - who would win in a fight, a dead baby or Robot Shaq?

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WOW!
FUCKING HOT!
SOUNDS COOL!

hahaha ur bbs banner thingy XD dickneck

DICKNECK LIVES!

..then the horse proceeded to tell us why he'd been laughing for all these hours. Unfortunately nobody understood why it was so funny to him, I guess that's just horse humour..

..so then the whole of the farmyard dispersed into groups of shit and searched the entirety of the horses stomachs to try and find the key..

..as soon as they were inside Wesley pointed out a strange object in the corner of the anus. Is this what we've been looking for? No, the horse just has hemorrhoids. What an anti-climax the tree climacticly exclaimed..

Did they pop that fucker like a zit?